Crazy Opossum Lady

We interrupt our regularly scheduled blog post, "How Lois Lane spent her summer vacation" to bring to you grand finale of Crazy Opossum Lady.

A few posts ago, you read about the opossum babies I was taking care of. If you kept reading that week, you learned that I handed the babies off to a "professional" who specializes in opossum care.

Melzie said, "I can see Crazy Possum Lady becoming as infamous as Ugly Naked Guy (Friends) anyone up to composing a song for the bra babies similar to Smelly Cats?"

Being a freak always up for something silly, I jotted down some lyrics. After posting them, I had offers from musician blogger friends, willing to put music to what I had.

Vince Franco of Ramblings and Musings had the stomach and talent and offered his services. It's amazing how he nailed it! Vince thanks a bunch for composing music and singing this wonderfully silly song!

The song can be heard here.

Crazy Opossum Lady
Is that Channel you are wearing?
Are your breasts voluptuous and flaring?
Why is that smile upon your face?
Do you have marsupials inside your lace?

Crazy Opossum Lady
Holding babies in her cup
Crazy Possum Lady
Ooops, I just threw up
Crazy Possum Lady
Holding them near her heaaaart
Crazy Possum Lady
Oh God I'm gonna barf

How many babies can you carry inside of your bra?
Have they ever bitten you right on your tata?
Do you like the way it feels as they squirm about?
It's not for warmth, it's your own pleasure and it's time you let them out!

Crazy Opossum Lady
Holding babies in her cup
Crazy Possum Lady
Ooops, I just threw up
Crazy Possum Lady
Holding them near her heaaaart
Crazy Possum Lady
Oh God I'm gonna barf

Crazy Opossum Lady, Crazy Opossum Lady, she's crazy, crazy, a really crazy lady, with opossums in her braaaaaaaa. (A chorus of children dressed as opossums should sing this last part.)

Thanks again to Vince for his musical talents and for being such a great sport!