Hey Depression! Kiss My White Ass!

The internet needs another depressed blogger as badly as I need a whole in my saggy belly button to tote a gemstone. Whilst I remove myself from this mental funk, Old Horsetail Snake will provide you with some damn fine reading material.

If you would like a chance to guest blog here at Home Fires, drop me a line. But trust me, old Hoss is a tough act to follow.

Thanks for the well wishes for my aunt and uncle. Auntie Shorty is supposed to get out of the hospital soon. She has been used as a pin cushion for long enough. I'll be back soon.