A Whole New World

My report about how America was discovered:

By Lois Lane

A stupid guy gets lost. He doesn't stop for directions. He "finds" a place. People already live there. He sticks a flag into the ground. Declares his "discovery" of a "new" land.

And, poof, the kids get another day off of school.

Hey Columbus, FUCK YOU!

In 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue
In 2005 Lois lost her fucking mind

The end