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Thursday, December 15, 2005

Things That Make You Go Hmmm...

At 5 a.m. I found my cat Chip running around in circles on the kitchen table. He appeared to be chasing his tail.

"Down Chip!"

He didn't listen. He has the worst manners on earth.


He continued running in circles as if I never entered the room. I picked him up and said, "No! Bad kitty!" He looked between his legs instead of at me like he normally does. I looked too.

Dangling from his butt was a dingleberry wrapped in tinsel. I threw up.

The end.